Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
(Source: screenburned, via triseuss)
11:46 pm • 22 April 2014 • 353,911 notes
Just a reminder that I have a crazy webcomic about alien mermaids and robots. Coming out of hiatus very soon. You can read the full comic here http://tapastic.com/episode/15316
or check out the tumblr
11:44 pm • 22 April 2014 • 15,979 notes
No so there are these two construction workers at my house and tHEY ARE A FREAKING COUPLE AND I SWEAR THEY ARE SO CUTE and so I came down stairs and I guess they didn’t hear me cause they were talking and the one guy was like ‘babe can you hand me that hammer’ and the other one was like ‘which one’ while look at him suggestively and the other one got all flustered and embarrassed he was like ‘babe, later’. I SWEAR THEY ARE FREAKIN ADORABLE.
11:35 pm • 22 April 2014 • 1,969 notes
Can’t decide if I want to finish my book about the socio-political climate of North Korea or watch an episode of Tudor Monastery Farm.
I know that this is an odd assortment of fun choices.
Tudor Monastery Farm is a thing? If it’s what I think it is, I’m gonna watch the shit out of that when I get home from work.
8:48 am • 22 April 2014 • 5 notes
cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
12:47 am • 22 April 2014 • 290,757 notes